Author Archives: Chloe!!

I Want to Shop Small for Clothes!! SLNW?

When I was little, my family would drive past an abandoned movie rental on the main street. Business ideas would rush through my mind – maybe I could own an all-year Christmas store, maybe I could run a homeless shelter, maybe I could wrap gifts for people, maybe I could be a small business owner!Continue reading “I Want to Shop Small for Clothes!! SLNW?”

I’m Ready to Wedding Dress Shop!! SLNW?

The day you’ve been dreaming of since you were little is finally here: you’re going wedding dress shopping! Several episodes at Kleinfeld, Mia’s Princess Diaries transition, and everyone’s stories have prepared you for this day. You’ll pop the champagne, try on 27 dresses, bawl hysterically when you find “the one,” and feel nothing but magic.Continue reading “I’m Ready to Wedding Dress Shop!! SLNW?”

I Forgot A Wedding Gift!! SLNW?

Weddings look a little bit different these days. Instead of hearing bells, you listen to people squirting hand sanitizer. Instead of complimenting other guests for looking their best, you comment on their mask. You feel happy for the couple, but feel so sad for the bride – the constant guessing, last-minute changes, hearing everyone’s differingContinue reading “I Forgot A Wedding Gift!! SLNW?”

I Think I Disappointed God. SLNW?

I thoroughly considered writing this post – I’m not going to lie. Especially when I contemplated posting it this soon. I thought I’d gain a small following based on my quirkiness, creativity, and insane organization skills. Then, I would publish this blog. Because what if it’s too deep, too intense, too controversial? After all, thisContinue reading “I Think I Disappointed God. SLNW?”

A First Date!! SLNW?

The nitty-gritty is finally over! You looked cute every single day, flexed your muscles, wore your good butt jeans, played it cool, or successfully slid in the DM’s. Now, the time has come: your first date with him or her. So, like, now what? First, you’ll have to pick what you wear. You’ll throw your entire closetContinue reading “A First Date!! SLNW?”